금요일, 6월 14, 2024
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Descended Like A Butterfly, Stung By A Bee – Bike Snob NYC


It’s the tip of the summer season, and which means it’s time to seize a motorcycle or two and get outta city:

I don’t assume I’ll be getting blended up in any group rides, although there may very well be the occasional bear:

In fact, whereas giant mammals get all the eye it’s actually the bugs you’ve acquired to be careful for, and for the second yr in a row I’ve already incurred what’s now changing into my annual hornet sting to the intestine. I appear to collide with them whereas descending, at which level they deploy their payload proper into the flabbiest a part of my stomach. However I suppose it’s my fault for not adopting a extra aerodynamic place in addition to correct headgear, as a result of if I did perhaps these ornery Apoidea would cross proper over me like a lot vapor:

Both that or I’ll simply begin sporting physique armor t-shirts:

Sure, it’s dearer than a PNS jersey, but it surely’ll cease a stinger, and it may additionally come in useful throughout searching season:

Then once more the PNS jersey is little question much more versatile, thus facilitating on-the-bike reacharounds:

Sorry.

In any case, whereas I’m serving as a human pin cushion for the subsequent two weeks I’ll nonetheless be passing by right here, albeit in a half-assed style–although perhaps quarter-assed is extra correct on condition that half-assery is me at most enter. Nonetheless, regardless that I’m not vanishing fully, I’ll take this juncture to thanks very, very a lot in your readership in addition to your continued assist.

XOXO,

Tan Tenovo

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